So it's great we got Fox out of that deal because I don't think I could handle Rat.
And he's such a d-bag.
You guys have no idea.
Oh and his voice? You know those old timey villain type guys in those old cartoons? They've got those curly mustaches and they're always tying girls to railroad tracks or whatever?
That. Is Rat.
Yeah he finally said something. I was just trying to eat my Hot Pocket and he appeared across the table. Tipped his hat. Wiggled his fingers.
I just stopped eating and raised an eyebrow. "What?"
"Oh an Owl. What a noble bird. So graceful and wise. Too bad we have to soil its feathers."
He did one of those chuckles. The cliche ones that evil guys do. And then Crow came in.
"CR(X)W IS SCARED (X)F OWL. CR(X)W WANTED RAVEN."
"You don't get to choose, you insufferable idiot."
And then Rat punched him. Crow fell off the chair. And then Rat kicked him in the stomach while he was down.
...I felt really bad for him. I wanted to jump Rat. But he left and dragged Crow out behind him before I could do anything...
And it hit me. What's Rat doing all the way up here?
I think it's got to do with Fox guys. Watch out.